my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
we’re up all night to get l
imes. so many limes. i just bought 17 boxes of limes and i filled my bathtub full of them, their citrusy juices seeping deep into my skin, accepting me as one of their own. my fantasies have finally come true